[Verse 1]

I woke up on a Monday, started my kale crusade

Posted my smoothie with a caption: “New me, no shade”

Deleted my socials, called it a digital cleanse

But I kept the ring light—just in case it trends

[Pre-Chorus]

Every step’s a saga, every snack’s a sin

Even my dog’s on a mindfulness binge

I’m not just walking—I’m evolving

In matching sets and sponsored solving

[Chorus]

It’s a journey to the journey, a path to the path

A rebrand of my rebrand, with a bubble bath

Future kids will roll their eyes, say “OMG, the cringe!”

When they read our captions carved in Pinterest fringe

We were pilgrims of the protein shake

Chasing meaning in a gluten-free cake

Oh, the journey to the journey never ends

Just loops in filtered lens

[Verse 2]

I journaled my breakup, called it “growth and space”

Then monetized the heartbreak with a skincare face

My therapist said “boundaries,” I made it a reel

Got 10K likes for learning how to feel

[Pre-Chorus]

Every mood’s a movement, every tear’s a brand

Even my burnout’s got a five-step plan

I’m not just healing—I’m curating

My trauma’s got a launch date waiting

[Chorus]

It’s a journey to the journey, a path to the path

A rebrand of my rebrand, with a bubble bath

Future kids will roll their eyes, say “OMG, the cringe!”

When they read our captions carved in Pinterest fringe

We were pilgrims of the protein shake

Chasing meaning in a gluten-free cake

Oh, the journey to the journey never ends

Just loops in filtered lens

[Bridge]

One day they’ll teach it in history class

“Influencer Era: The Rise and the Sass”

They’ll laugh at our hashtags, our vision boards

Our sacred rituals of online rewards

[Final Chorus]

It’s a journey to the journey, a vibe to the vibe

A self-love seminar with merch on the side

Future kids will roll their eyes, say “OMG, the cringe!”

But we were just lost, trying to binge less binge

We were pilgrims of the protein shake

Chasing meaning in a gluten-free cake

Oh, the journey to the journey never ends

Just loops in filtered len